Queen of Swords (TV Series)

The Serpent (2001)

David Carradine: The Serpent

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  [the Serpent has just knocked the sword from young Arnaldo's hand] 

  Arnaldo : Here - take it all! Please don't kill me!

  The Serpent : Kill you? Why would I want to kill you? Your father would give me ten times that. Why would I kill the goose that lays the golden egg, huh?

  [the Queen of Swords appears behind The Serpent] 

  The Queen of Swords : You could try killing this goose instead.

• [the Queen knocks the pistol from The Serpent's hand with her whip] 

  The Serpent : Mama warned me there'd be women like you.

  The Queen of Swords : Maybe you should have listened to her.

• The Serpent : Why fight El Serpiente? We're on the same side.

  The Queen of Swords : Senor Serpiente, we're not even on the same planet.

  The Serpent : Too bad... for you.

• Leandro : Where did the Queen of Swords come from?

  The Serpent : Hell. And when I find her, I'll send her back.

• [Dr. Helm refuses an offer to join The Serpent's band of outlaws] 

  The Serpent : Well, that's too bad because now I'll have to kill you.

  [the Serpent points a pistol at Dr. Helm's throat] 

  Dr. Robert Helm : How amazingly unoriginal. Now why don't you put that thing away before you do something I'll regret.

• [the Serpent forces Dr. Helm to kneel in front of an empty grave] 

  The Serpent : Time to say goodbye, Doctor.

  Dr. Robert Helm : You know, if this is about my fee, I am willing to negotiate.

• [the Serpent bends to slit Dr. Helm's throat] 

  The Queen of Swords : Hey!

  The Serpent : You again.

  The Queen of Swords : How lucky can one guy get?