Quantum Leap (TV Series)

Southern Comforts - August 4, 1961 (1991)

Minnie Summers Lindsey: Housekeeper

Quotes 

• [the veteran prostitute is threatening a trouble-making sailor with a shotgun] 

  Sailor : Now, lady, you'd better be careful with that thing, 'cause you know it might accidentally go off.

  Prostitute #1 : Well, if it goes off, it won't be no accident. Now then, if I was you, I'd sail that battleship of yours outta here, before I turn it into a dinghy!

• Dr. Sam Beckett : Thanks.

  Prostitute #1 : Don't thank me. I probably would've killed all o' ye. And if my gumbo is ruined, I just might come back and finish the job.

• Prostitute #1 : Stir my gumbo!

  Dr. Sam Beckett : Uh, uh, yes, ma'am.

  Prostitute #1 : Now, don't you be sassing me!