Quantum Leap (TV Series)

Roberto! - January 27, 1982 (1992)

Scott Bakula: Dr. Sam Beckett, Roberto Gutierrez

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Quotes 

• Dr. Sam Beckett : And what earthshaking story are you working on?

  Jani Eisenberg : Gas stations that promise full service but don't deliver.

  Admiral Al Calavicci : Now there's a national emergency.

• [Sam - as Roberto - has been head-butted during one of his talk shows] 

  Earl Skinner : How's the bean? Still in one piece?

  Dr. Sam Beckett : Okay. Yeah.

  Earl Skinner : Good, huh? Hey... hey, maybe you could do it again tomorrow. That'd be killer.

  Admiral Al Calavicci : This is Earl Skipper. He's the station manager and the news director.

  Earl Skinner : We should capitalize on this thing - you know, play it for all it's worth. Maybe we could even build a few shows around it, huh?

  Jani Eisenberg : I'll tell you what. Why don't you lie down in the parking lot and I'll accidentally back over you with my car? Probably we can get a whole week out of that.

• Admiral Al Calavicci : Uh-oh.

  Dr. Sam Beckett : Uh-oh? Is this your "Uh-oh, things are getting worse", or is this your "Uh-oh", that now I've changed history, and things are really gonna get horrible?

• Jani Eisenberg : You know, if we had those glasses you can get in the back of comic books, we could look through these walls with our X-ray vision.

  Dr. Sam Beckett : I could never get mine to work.

  Jani Eisenberg : That's because all the girls' dresses were specially treated.