The Proud Family (TV Series)

Spelling Bee (2001)

Ron Glass: The Talking Baby

Quotes 

• Oscar Proud : [notices baby looking at him in his stroller]  well, hello little baby

  [pinches baby's cheek] 

  Oscar Proud : aren't you cute!

  The Talking Baby : Egads, did you gargle with garlic juice this morning? There's a dollar behind my pillow take it and go through the carwash with your mouth open.

  Oscar Proud : [Excitingly surprised picks up baby]  this store is great look at this that a talking doll. Where do you keep the batteries?

  The Talking Baby : The same place the ventriloquist puts his hand in you.

  Oscar Proud : Wait a minute I think you just insulted me.

  The Talking Baby : No sir that outfit insults you I merely mock you.

  Oscar Proud : Ah, you got jokes who are you an ugly Chucky wannabe?

  The Talking Baby : No I'm just your mental superior, now it's time for your line it should go something like this, "Duh!".

  Oscar Proud : Don't let that formula encrusted mouth of yours write a check your diaper rash bottom can't cash

  [baby throws bottle at Oscar] 

  Oscar Proud : hey! You and me shortie, outside now!