Steve Harvey: The Credit Card

Quotes 

• The Credit Card : The bill don't come till the end of the month, so you've just got to get to it first.

  Penny Proud : And do what with it?

  The Credit Card : I don't care! Crumble it, toss it away, make a airplane out of it!

• Penny Proud : Mom, Dad, I need to talk to you.

  Trudy Proud : Is everything okay?

  The Credit Card : Don't do it, girl. We can go underground. We can live in the basement with the mouse.

  Penny Proud : It's about the credit card bill.

  Trudy Proud : What credit card bill?

  Penny Proud : The one I gave to Daddy.

  Trudy Proud : Oscar, you said there was no mail.

  Oscar Proud : Uh, Penny, you must have sucked in some of those fumes. You go lay down, baby girl. In fact, I'll tuck you in right now.

  Trudy Proud : Let me see it.

  Oscar Proud : What for, Trudy? I already paid it. Don't worry about it.

  Trudy Proud : Oscar.

  Oscar Proud : Okay, I went a little overboard on the mouse thing.

  Trudy Proud : How much overboard? And, let me remind you that the exterminator was going to charge fifteen dollars.

  Oscar Proud : Look, it could have been a lot worse. Since the helium thing was Felix's fault, he only charged me half.

  Trudy Proud : HALF-PRICE? You paid him for turning our house into a kite?

  Oscar Proud : Now look, I paid the bill. Kids won't get any toys for Christmas, but I paid the bill and I'm not talking about it anymore.

  Penny Proud : But, Mom...

  Trudy Proud : Penny, go upstairs, it's about to get ugly! Go!

  Oscar Proud : Baby, I was just kidding! You know I love you, whatever you say goes.