Raviv Ullman: Phil Diffy

Quotes 

• Phil Diffy : [Phil is pacing up and down the bathroom door, waiting for Pim to leave the bathroom]  Pim you've been in their for over an hour, now it's time to face facts; that thing in the mirror is you, get out of there and open the door!

  Pim Diffy : [Pim throws out a towel, a bottle of shampoo and a bar of soap]  Go nuts!

  Phil Diffy : Pim!

  [starts to bang on the door] 

  Barbara Diffy : Hey, are you two still fighting?

  Phil Diffy : Well she deliberately takes forever in there just to let me burst.

  Barbara Diffy : Phil honey, you've got to understand; Pim is a girl.

  Phil Diffy : All right for the sake of argument, let's pretend you're right.

  Barbara Diffy : Honey, she's trying to find her own look.

  [A sound of a saw comes from inside] 

  Barbara Diffy : Oh, she's experimenting with make up.

  [A drilling sound comes from inside] 

  Barbara Diffy : Even a blemish, it can be a big deal.

  [There's an explosion from inside and Phil looks at his smiling mother, startled] 

  Barbara Diffy : At her age, appearance is a priority.

  Phil Diffy : Well mother, I just drank a gallon of orange juice; I have my own priorities.

  [He hands the things thrown out at him to Barbara] 

  Pim Diffy : [Pim finally opens the door and walks out]  Differently, achieving this level of coolness takes time.

  [Shoves Phil in the shoulder. Phil sprints into the bathroom and closes the door, just as Barbara is about to hand the bathroom objects back to him.] 

• Pim Diffy : [as Phil]  And here I was making you look so good in science class. So good, in fact, that you're the new captain of the junior science squad.

  Phil Diffy : [As Pim]  What?!...I...I can't believe...why don't you just make me the grand marshal of the dweebedy-do-dah parade?!