Raviv Ullman: Phil Diffy

Quotes 

• Phil Diffy : [inscripts in a tree with a future device]  There. "Keely and Phil". What do you think?

  Keely Teslow : I like it. But just so you know, in this century, that's what boyfriends and girlfriends do.

  Phil Diffy : Oh. Well, what if I add "friends forever"?

  Keely Teslow : Great! But can you write the number-four instead of the word-for? I mean, "friends 4-ever"?

  Phil Diffy : No. Because that's lame in any century.

• Barbara Diffy : Well, at least we'll still have our memories.

  Lloyd Diffy : You guys don't get it. If we never took this trip, we never got stuck here. There are no memories.

  Phil Diffy : But that means we won't remember anything or anybody. I won't remember Keely...she won't remember me.

  Pim Diffy : Good thing she hates your guts, huh.

• Phil Diffy : Vice Principal Hackett, Keely has an uncanny ability with numbers. She would never know that it was a simple matter of abstract commontronics.

  [Vice Principal Hackett looks at him, startled] 

  Phil Diffy : Did I say commontronics? What I meant to say was, erm...

  [puts on a childish voice] 

  Phil Diffy : I like milk.

• Phil Diffy : This may not seem like much, but it definitely means a lot to my family. I thought that being remembered a hundred years from now wasn't important, but I'd give a hundred years of memories just to remember the most important, special, wonderful person I've ever met... Keely Teslow.

  [Keely stands there with her mouth open, looking surprised and a little embarrassed, but yet touched] 

  Phil Diffy : And now...

  [Lloyd and Barbara looks excited] 

  Phil Diffy : Goodbye!

  [lets go of the note, closing his eyes. Nothing happens but Phil standing there, looking ridiculous]