Phil of the Future (TV Series)
Tia, Via, or Me... Uh. (2005)
Aly Michalka: Keely Teslow
Quotes
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Phil Diffy : On Saturday, Keely went to the mall. Guess who went with her?
Owen : [mocking cheerleader voice] Um, her bestest girlfriend "Phil"?
Phil Diffy : Nope. Via. Then on Sunday she went to try this new highlight thing with her hair. Guess who went with her? Via! Then yesterday she spent three hours shopping for a sweater. Guess with who?
Owen : Via?
Phil Diffy : No. Her mom. But they met up with Via later and rented
[mocking voice]
Phil Diffy : Lost Pony 2.
Owen : [disappointed] That pony got lost again?
Owen : Mm...
Phil Diffy : I'm a genius.
Keely Teslow : [Keely arrives and kisses Phil on the cheek, pleasantly surprising him.] That's for introducing me to Via.
Phil Diffy : I get a kiss every time I introduce you to a girl.
[grabs random girl heading down the hallway]
Phil Diffy : What's your name? Have you met Keely?
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Phil Diffy : Come on, ever since Tia left, you've been using me to do all the things you used to do with her! I don't wanna be your girlfriend, I wanna be your boyfriend! I mean, your friend, as in a boy. A guy. Your guy friend.
Keely Teslow : So why didn't you just say that?
Phil Diffy : I didn't know how to tell you.
Keely Teslow : Phil, you can tell me anything. I'm your girlfriend! Uh... uh... I-I-I-I-I mean a girl, who-who's a friend. You know, a gal... A gal friend!