- Keely Teslow: Guess what! I got us tickets to a sneak preview of 'Samurai Love You'.
- Phil Diffy: Ooo, Samurai-don't-think-so; it sounds like a chick-flick. I'm out.
- Keely Teslow: Come on, I went to that science fiction movie and sat through two and a half hours of you going 'Wrong, wrong, wrong!'.
- Phil Diffy: But, it was all wrong!
- Phil Diffy: I wish you did remember though, for a while there it was kind of like we were married.
- Keely Teslow: Was it fun?
- Phil Diffy: Yeah... it was fun.
- Keely Teslow: Cool, well I better get to class.
- Phil Diffy: Yeah
- Keely Teslow: See ya at lunch sweetie pie
- [stops then turns towards Phil]
- Keely Teslow: I-I mean Phil.
- Lloyd Diffy: We're doomed! He saw everything, I know it!
- Phil Diffy: Dad, we don't know that he saw anything.
- Lloyd Diffy: He'll tell someone, and then they will tell someone, and then the whole world will know that the Diffys are from the future!
- Keely Teslow: I haven't told anyone!
- Lloyd Diffy: Yes, but who's gonna believe you?
- Lloyd Diffy: [as Phil] Here we are. Barbara and Lloyd Diffy. The Diffys.
- Barbara Diffy: [as Keely] That's us. Mr. and Mrs. Phil Diffy.
- [Lloyd/Phil and Mr. Hackett both give her a look]
- Barbara Diffy: I mean Lloyd Diffy.