- Laurie Partridge: I think it's nice Mom having a little romance in her life. Don't you?
- Keith Douglas Partridge: Don't you think you're blowing this up a little out of proportion? I mean, after all, they only met a few hours ago.
- Laurie Partridge: Yeah, well, Romeo and Juliet only knew each other one day.
- Keith Douglas Partridge: And look what happened to them.