Greg Says he and Laurie used to take baths together when they were growing up as children. Then, he says he was in the army and after that went to seminary and became a minister. Even if he were drafted and only spent two years in the army and belonged to a religion that didn't require four years of college and four years of seminary, he would still be too old to be to have grown up with and taken baths with someone who was still in high school.