- Sydney Kovak: This Brunette, born with a silver spoon in her mouth, was private eye Raymond Dashiell Caulfield's first wife.
- Carole Stanwyck: This street-wise blonde and I have only two things in common; we both married the same man, and we both divorced him.
- Sydney Kovak: Are you ready for this? He left us his mansion...
- Carole Stanwyck: ...mortgaged to the hilt...
- Sydney Kovak: ...and the Caulfield detective agency...
- Carole Stanwyck: ...and how do we manage?
- Sydney Kovak: We call the cops a lot.
- Sydney Kovak: This Brunette, born with a silver spoon in her mouth, was private eye Raymond Dashiell Caulfield's first wife.
- Carole Stanwyck: This street-wise blonde and I have only two things in common; we both married the same man, and we both divorced him.
- Sydney Kovak: Are you ready for this? He left us his mansion...
- Carole Stanwyck: ...mortgaged to the hilt...
- Sydney Kovak: ...and the Caulfield detective agency...
- Carole Stanwyck: ...and how do we manage?
- Sydney Kovak: We call the cops alot.