- Kenny 'Bricks' Wangler: Happy birthday to me. Happy motherfucking birthday to me. Happy motherfucking birthday...
- Simon Adebisi: ...to Kenny. Happy Birthday to you.
- [blows out candle]
- Tim McManus: You must think I'm an idiot. You want me to move Keller out of your pod and put Andrew Schillinger in?
- Tobias 'Toby' Beecher: You're wondering if I'm going to harm the son of the man who double fucked me.
- Tim McManus: The thought had crossed my mind.
- [In Oz's boxing tournament, Alvarez got beaten by a gay opponent]
- Kenny 'Bricks' Wangler: Yo, Alvarez! Nice fight!
- Miguel Alvarez: Shut the fuck up!
- Kenny 'Bricks' Wangler: What you gonna do, motherfucker? Hit me with your purse?
- Officer Joseph Mineo: Congratulations, Vern.
- Vern Schillinger: For what?
- Officer Joseph Mineo: It's a boy. A bouncing baby boy.
- [beat]
- Officer Joseph Mineo: Your son arrived yesterday.
- Vern Schillinger: Which unit is he in?
- Officer Joseph Mineo: Your favorite. Emerald City.
- [Schillinger is horrified]
- Augustus Hill: Then the Lord said: "I have seen the affliction of my people who are in Egypt and have heard their cries because of their taskmasters. I know their suffering and have come down to deliver them out of the hands of the Egyptians and to bring them up out of that land to a good and broad land. A land flowing with milk and honey." Yeah. God sends Moses to be a deliverer, then throws a curveball. God hardens Pharoah's heart, so Pharoah won't let the Israelites go. "Moses set my people free. Pharoah, keep them captive." Hey, God, who's side are you on?
- Kenny 'Bricks' Wangler: Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me. Happy motherfuckin' birthday...
- Simon Adebisi: [puts his arm around him] To Kenny. Happy birthday to you.
- [blows out candle]
- [Said's sister has confronted him regarding his religion and his friendship with Tricia Ross, who is white]
- Kareem Said: What do you want me to say? I am BLACK, I AM a Muslim and I am a man! Sometimes, those three things, they *WAR* with each other!
- Prisoner #97P468 Charles Pancamo: I just got word from Mr. Nappa. Your friend what's-his-name, he needs to learn a little respect.
- Nikolai Stanislofsky: Kosygin is no friend of mine. I'm a Jew, he's a Cossack. In my community, he's feared for his savagery. You Italians, you think you're so tough... Kosygin will rip your heart out, eat it, and no think twice.
- Murphy: Gentlemen, this room here is the, uh, computer room. Call me crazy, but I think when I see people in this room, they should be using computers. But you three aren't, which leads me to guess, you know, 'cause I'm such a bright fella, that you're here for a different reason. Now forgive me for being distrustful, that probably means you're up to no good.
- [Guerra and Hernandez get up to leave]
- Murphy: That's right, take a hike. Let's go. You too, Simon.
- Simon Adebisi: I am using the computer.
- Murphy: Ah. Well, can I give you one little small suggestion? Turn it on.
- Augustus Hill: You swat at a fly, step on an ant, squash a cockroach, you don't think much of it. In fact, killing a bug gives you a sense of accomplishment. Fucking ant was ruining your picnic, cockroach was crawling through your kitchen cabinets. You put an end to their disgusting, miserable little lives and make a better world for everyone. Only, for every one you kill, more appear. Bigger, uglier, meaner than before.