The Office (TV Series)
The Injury (2006)
John Krasinski: Jim Halpert
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Quotes
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Michael Scott : Dwight, what is your middle name?
Dwight Schrute : Danger.
Michael Scott : Something with a "K."
Jim Halpert : It's Kurt. Wow, I am so sad that I know that.
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Jim Halpert : I wanna clamp Michael's face in a George Foreman grill.
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[Michael is still on the phone asking for someone to pick him up for work]
Michael Scott : Pam, could you come get me?
Pam Beesly : Uh, I have to stay here and answer the phone.
Michael Scott : Ok, could someone come and get me please, Ryan?
Phyllis : Michael, you should stay home and rest.
Michael Scott : There's no toilet paper here. Could Ryan... tell Ryan to bring toilet paper. Could you tell him that?
Kevin Malone : Can you hop?
Michael Scott : I tried hopping, Kevin, and I bumped my elbow against the wall and now my elbow has a "protruberance".
[long beat]
Michael Scott : Nobody wants to come and pick me up?
[everyone stays silent as Dwight enters]
Dwight Schrute : What is going on? What is going on?
Pam Beesly : Michael, is, um, sick and he wants one of us to rescue him.
Michael Scott : I'm not sick! I'm burned!
Dwight Schrute : I'm coming Michael!
Jim Halpert : Oh...
Dwight Schrute : [shouting at the speakerphone] I'm gonna save you!
Michael Scott : Don't... is that Dwight? I do not want Dwight.
[Dwight's already halfway out of the office]
Dwight Schrute : Hold on Michael! I am coming! Wait there!
Michael Scott : I DON'T WANT DWIGHT.
Pam Beesly : Michael, why don't you call your girlfriend?
Michael Scott : [dryly] I don't have a girlfriend.
Jim Halpert : But you said that you went out with her this weekend.
Michael Scott : [still dryly] It was all made up. Just someone come, ok? Anyone. Anyone but Dwight.
[all of a sudden, everyone hears a car crash coming from outside]
Jim Halpert : What was that...
Pam Beesly : What was that?
[Everyone rushes to Michael's window to see that Dwight has collided with the front gate with his car]
Jim Halpert : Oh!
Pam Beesly : Ohhhhhh!
Jim Halpert : He hit the pole! It's broken, right? He can't...
[Dwight stumbles out of the car in a stupor]
Pam Beesly : Oh, my gosh.
Jim Halpert : Oh, Dwight, Dwight.
[Dwight proceeds to puke all over his back windshield]
Jim Halpert : Ohhhhhh!
Jim Halpert , Pam Beesly : Oh my God!
Pam Beesly : Is he okay?
Jim Halpert : He's still driving...
[Dwight gets back in his car and drives away]
Jim Halpert : Dwight, you forgot your bumper!
Michael Scott : [still on speakerphone] Hello?
[beat]
Michael Scott : Please don't send Dwight.
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[first lines; Pam is working reception when she gets a phone call]
Pam Beesly : Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.
Michael Scott : [over the phone] Pam! It's Michael. Help me! I need help right now.
Pam Beesly : [genuinely concerned] Michael, what's wrong?
Michael Scott : I'm hurt, I have hurt myself. Oh my God!
Pam Beesly : Ok, wait wait wait wait...
Michael Scott : No, I want you to pick me up.
Jim Halpert : What?
Pam Beesly : Ok...
Jim Halpert : [walks over to reception] What's going on?
Pam Beesly : Wait a second, I thought you said that you were hurt.
Michael Scott : I am hurt. I hurt my foot.
Jim Halpert : I'm sorry? Pam.
[Pam is exasperated]
Jim Halpert : What is going on?
Michael Scott : I want to come to work. But I need you to come and pick me up.
[Jim lunges across Pam's desk and puts Michael on speakerphone]
Michael Scott : [screaming] OH GOD!
[Everyone in the office looks up at hearing Michael]
Jim Halpert : Hey, whoa, Michael...
Michael Scott : Oh God!
Jim Halpert : It's, okay, it's Jim. Just say again, uh, *really loudly* what happened.
Michael Scott : OK,
[makes pained goofy moan]
Michael Scott : I burned my foot very badly on my Foreman Grill and I now need someone to come and bring me into work.
Jim Halpert : You burned *your* foot on a Foreman Grill?
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Dwight Schrute : [making gun noises]
Jim Halpert : What are you doing?
Dwight Schrute : Vietnam sounds...
Jim Halpert : Stop, stop. Stop.