- Michael Scott: I live by one rule: No office romances, no way. Very messy, inappropriate... no. But, I live by another rule: Just do it... Nike.
- Dwight Schrute: The purse girl hits everything on my checklist: Creamy skin, straight teeth, curly hair, amazing breasts. Not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies.
- Jim Halpert: [about purse salesgirl Katy] She's not really my type.
- Roy: What, are you gay?
- Jim Halpert: Mm, I don't think so, nope.
- Kevin: Well, what is your type?
- Jim Halpert: [looks at Pam, takes a few seconds to come up with an answer] Moms, primarily. Yep, soccer moms, single moms, NASCAR moms. Any type of mom, really.
- Roy: That's disgusting.
- Kevin: Stay away from my mom.
- Jim Halpert: Too late, Kev.
- Michael Scott: All right, girls, break it up; you're being infiltrated. Cock in the henhouse.
- Dwight Schrute: Cocks in the henhouse.
- Michael Scott: Don't say cocks.
- Jim Halpert: Pam and I are good buddies. I'm sort of Pam's go-to guy for her problems. You know, with stuff like work or her fiancé Roy. Or, um...
- [thinking of a third problem]
- Jim Halpert: No, those are pretty much her only two problems.
- [to Jim about the hot saleswoman, Katy]
- Roy: Man, I would be all over that if I wasn't dating Pam.
- Pam Beesly: We're not dating, we're engaged.
- Ryan Howard: [cleaning out Michael's car] What about this bottle of power drink?
- Michael Scott: Uh, what flavor?
- Ryan Howard: Blue.
- Michael Scott: Blue's not a flavor.
- Ryan Howard: It says, "Flavor: Blue Blast."
- Michael Scott: Oh, Blue Blast. Yes, put that in the trunk.
- Kevin: So... are you jealous 'cause there's another girl around?
- Pam Beesly: No.
- Kevin: [considers Pam's lack of jealousy] She's prettier than you, though.
- Pam Beesly: [long, stunned pause] That's a very rude thing to say, Kevin.
- Ryan Howard: [cleaning out Michael's car] Wow. How many Filet-O-Fishes did you eat?
- Michael Scott: That's over several months, Ryan.
- Ryan Howard: Still...
- Pam Beesly: It's nice having Katy around. It's another person for Michael to, um...
- Pam Beesly: [smirks coldly] ... interact with.
- [after tricking Dwight to buy a purse, Jim and Pam watch from reception, and Jim imitates Dwight]
- Jim Halpert: Hi, my name's Dwight Schrute and I would like to buy a purse from you. Good Lord! Look at these purses. This is something special. Oh, my God. Is this Salvatore de Chini-asta?
- Jim Halpert: Well, I think I'm gonna see Katy.
- Pam Beesly: Really?
- Jim Halpert: Yeah.
- Pam Beesly: What are you guys gonna do?
- Jim Halpert: Oh, man, I don't know. Dinner. Drinks, movie, matching tattoos.
- Michael Scott: You hear stories about Dunder Mifflin in the 80's, before everybody knew how bad cocaine was. Ah man, did they move paper!
- Jim Halpert: All right, now, I'm going to warn you, don't freak out.
- Katy: Why?
- Jim Halpert: This is a really nice car. In case you haven't notice, this is a Corolla.
- Michael Scott: Whatever you need, I'm right on the other side of this wall.
- [knocks on the wall]
- Michael Scott: There used to be a window here.
- [disappointed]
- Michael Scott: There's not anymore.