- Laurie Freeman: [after she realized Norm has screwed her good deed over again] Now, this is a very tricky moral problem. And at times like these, I
- [opens a desk drawer and pulls something out]
- Laurie Freeman: I like to turn to the Bible.
- [and starts smacking him senseless with it]
- Norm Henderson: Li-listen, Shawn, let me tell you something about women, all right? They are just as afraid of you, as you are of them. No, wait! That's snakes! I'm sorry. Ah, oh-oh, I know what it is: sometimes they spit poison in your eyes - oh, no, that's snakes again! I just saw a cool thing on snakes on the TV there. Huh, what I'm trying to say is, ah, some of them can unhinge their jaws and swallow you whole, and I ain't talkin' about snakes.