- Dad: Well, I don't know what's happened to this city. Smells so bad in that foreigner's cab I had to cut one just so I could breath.
- Laurie Freeman: Mr. Henderson, one of Norm's problems he's dealing with is he thinks that you don't love him.
- Dad: Fine.
- [sarcastically]
- Dad: I love you. You know, you make me sick.
- Laurie Freeman: Oh, Norm, I'm so sorry, I had no idea what y...
- Norm Henderson: [cutting her off] He said it! He said I love you! Didn't you hear him? "I love you" he said!
- [completely oblivious]
- Dad: [to his son, Norm] Oh, what's the use? You're always going to be a gutless wonder.
- Laurie Freeman: 'cuse me, 'cuse me, Mr. Henderson...
- [correcting him]
- Dad: Oh, yeah - I love you.
- [with sarcasm]