Quotes
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Neil : Morning. Big day today. Ethel and Frederick Crossfield, bank manager, are getting married. And I feel terrible. See, me, Harry and the lads were out on the town last night celebrating Frederick's last night as a single man. We didn't get in until five O' clock this morning, so as you can imagine, we're all feeling a bit fragile. Mind you, you know, should cheer up when we see Ethel as the bride, all in white...
[Ethel walks up wearing a white tennis outfit]
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Harry Stern : Neil, have you notices that no matter how late girls seem to go out, they always look good after a night on the binge?
Neil : Yeah. You know why that is, don't ya?
Harry Stern : Why?
Neil : 'Cause they were only drinking orange juice.
Harry Stern : Ah!
[slight pause]
Harry Stern : Neil?
Neil : What?
Harry Stern : We were only drinking orange juice.
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Neil : It's amazing how much better you feel after a shave and a Donald Duck cartoon.
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Kim : I've found you something new...
Ethel Davis : What is that?
Kim : A nice bit of blue cheese.
Ethel Davis : I can't wear that!
Neil : No, but we can eat it, can't we?
[grabs the cheese]
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Neil : Will you stop being so negative? Listen, don't you think we owe it to Ethel to make this day a special day for her. Agreed?
Harry Stern : Yeah.
[Kim nods]
Neil : Right, Harry, phone the mini cabs, Kim, you can help me with the food.
Harry Stern : Mini cabs...
[walks off]
Kim : What about the horses?
Neil : Well they can eat straw.
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Harry Stern : Great, that's the car fixed. It's gonna get here at ehm, about, half eleven, I think ten past eleven, ten to eleven, I don't know, ehm, but it's not a luxury limo, and it's not a chauffeur driven car.
Kim : Oh?
Harry Stern : It's in actual fact eh, a mini-mini cab.
Kim : Mini?
Neil : Well that doesn't sound very big?
Kim : Don't worry about it, Ethel's just a little person...
Harry Stern : True.