- Madame Loretta: You spit on the great souls? I spit on your justice! Pu!
- Judge Harry T. Stone: You probably should have waited until you got to the subway for that. That's a fifty dollar fine!
- Madame Loretta: [to her right] Pu!
- Judge Harry T. Stone: All righty, make it a hundred!
- Madame Loretta: [and to the left!] Pu!
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Mac, you keeping a running tab on this?
- Mac Robinson: Yes, sir! If she doesn't run out, we'll be able to afford that new paneling!
- Madame Loretta: Infidel!
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Look, I'm gonna give you one more chance to get hold of yourself!
- Madame Loretta: [She grabs his folder of notes] Pu!
- [She closes the folder and hands it back to him, grinning]
- Judge Harry T. Stone: I take it that's a no?
- Mac Robinson: [Mac is at his desk in the courtroom, when in comes Dan--Audited Man Walking] Dan! You okay?
- Mac Robinson: [Dan's head sinks into his folded arms] Dan! Dan, I can't talk to hair.
- Mac Robinson: [Without raising his head, Dan holds up a slip of paper. Mac takes it] A receipt from the IRS?
- [reads]
- Mac Robinson: "Seventy-four thousand, eight hundred and sixty one dollars, paid in full. Thanks for stopping by!" They took it all? Well, what did they disallow?
- Mac Robinson: [Dan waves his arm back and forth] Everything? Even contributions to charities?
- Mac Robinson: [Dan raises his head out of his arms and just Looks at Mac] Yeah, right. What was I thinking? You mean to tell me you're broke? Wiped out? Flat busted? Bereft of funds?
- [Mac's features split into a you-know-what-eating grin]
- Mac Robinson: Oh, Dan, I am so sorry! If there is anything I can do...
- Mac Robinson: [Dan holds out his hand, making various hands signs for 'money'] Oh, no, Dan, I make it a policy never to loan money to a friend.
- Dan Fielding: [Mac starts to walk away. Dan stands up and stares at him] I hate you! You are scum! We were never friends!
- Mac Robinson: [grinning] Nice try, amigo!
- Art Fensterman: Hey, Your Honor.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Hey, Art, what's up?
- Art Fensterman: I got a work order here for some graffiti eradication?
- Mac Robinson: Oh yeah, someone carved some letters into that last bench back there.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Really?
- Mac Robinson: Yeah, some pretty rough stuff about David and Julie Eisenhower.
- Art Fensterman: [shakes head] Will they ever get any peace?
- Madame Loretta: You were born on a Wednesday.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: [looks awed, then normal face] I don't know.
- Madame Loretta: Now you do.