- Christine Sullivan: Dan, there's a woman here who would like to meet you.
- Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: Never laid a finger on her, I wasn't even there.
- Christine Sullivan: Dan Fielding, meet Joan Hobson.
- Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: What?
- [gets up and notices her]
- Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: Hi... you're not nearly as repulsive-looking as you seem on your campaign posters.
- Joan Hobson: You know, it's funny you should say that, Dan. Because in person, your hair doesn't look that much like attic insulation.
- [Dan is lying in bed with his political opponent, Joan Hobson]
- Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: Oh, baby... call me a "tool of the special interests" again.