- Judge Harry T. Stone: [Looking for a place to stay the night, Harry smiles and sing-songs] Hey Rosalind.
- Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: Don't even think of it sir. I'm fueding with my neighbors and things are starting to get ugly.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: What's the problem?
- Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: Oh, wild parties, loud music, gutteral moans; all night, every night.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Maybe you should talk to them.
- Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: I did. I said if they didn't like it - Move.
- Dan Fielding: [Looking sad] Harry, you didn't ask if you could stay with me.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Well Dan, I just assumed that you would be busy with some crew-cut amazon princess with a great body and a bad attitude.
- Dan Fielding: That's Saturday,