Christine Sullivan: [about Roz's pen pal] How'd you two meet?
Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: Well, Alex had my apartment before me, but after he moved to California, his mail kept coming. So I wrote him a letter, telling him that if he didn't do something about it, the next letter he got from me would explode in his face.
Dan Fielding: How charming.
Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: I guess I did charm him, 'cause next thing I knew he started writing to me.
Christine Sullivan: Wow, what a great story.
Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: I had a pen pal once, but we had to stop writing.
Judge Harry T. Stone: How come?
Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: He couldn't find the time once he became Vice President.