Night Court (TV Series)
Dan's Operation: Part 2 (1986)
Harry Anderson: Judge Harry T. Stone
Quotes
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[after Harry says, "I love you" to him, then turns to leave]
Dan Fielding : Harry, I l... I l...
Mr. Feldman : [pulls the curtain aside] You love him too! Spit it out!
[Dan just looks at him]
Mr. Feldman : Oh please, allow me.
[closes the curtain on himself]
Dan Fielding : There, I said it.
Judge Harry T. Stone : [smiles] Yeah, you did. Now try and say it to yourself.
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Dan Fielding : Harry, do you know how many women I have slept with?
Judge Harry T. Stone : Dan, it doesn't matter how many women you've slept with!
[pause]
Judge Harry T. Stone : A hundred?
Dan Fielding : You ever see the signs over the golden arches that say, "over 4 billion served"? Let's just say I'm competitive.
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Phil Sanders : [Bursts into Dan's room] Dan! I...
Dan Fielding : Oh, Phil, spit it out.
Phil Sanders : [Kneels bedside Dan's bed] Dan, uh...
[starts sobbing on Dan's arm]
Dan Fielding : I didn't mean that literally.
Phil Sanders : I'm so happy that you're okay.
Judge Harry T. Stone : You know, Dan, you owe quite a debt to Phil.
Dan Fielding : What are you talking about?
Judge Harry T. Stone : You needed a transfusion and none of us matched your type, so...
Dan Fielding : Oh, no!
Phil Sanders : I'm coursing through your veins even as we speak, Dan.
Dan Fielding : Oh, my God!
Phil Sanders : It's beautiful, isn't it? I am you. You are me.
Dan Fielding : Yeah, now we both got hookworm! I want you and your green, furry teeth outta here!
Phil Sanders : [Turns to Harry] He's gonna be just fine.
[leaves the room]
Dan Fielding : Ah, I can feel the Sterno pumping through my veins.
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Judge Harry T. Stone : Dan Fielding, you're decent. Admit it!
Dan Fielding : I will not Admit it!
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Judge Harry T. Stone : Okay, So you haven't found the right person so you keep looking.
Dan Fielding : [Exasperated] Harry! I have dated the State.