Night Court (TV Series)
The Constitution: Part 1 (1987)
Harry Anderson: Judge Harry T. Stone
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Quotes
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[appearing are three actors playing U.S. Presidents, charged with soliciting a prostitute]
Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : Honest, Abe?
Lincoln : Look, I don't have to take this. I'm a major talent in this town.
Francine La Rue : Wanna bet?
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Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : In the meantime, you gentlemen are going to have to decide whether you want your cases adjudicated together or separately.
Lincoln : United we stand, divided we fall!
Francine La Rue : Tell me about it.
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Christine Sullivan : Your Honor, before we can proceed, we're going to need an order to separate. The fourth defendant isn't here. The man playing Thomas Jefferson hasn't sobered up yet.
Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : Little bit too much Yankee Doodle Brandy?
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : About ten minutes ago he stuck a feather down his throat and threw up macaroni.
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Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : Boy Roz is really going through a rough time.
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : [Scoffing] I go through rough times! I don't go around spreading food all over people.
[Harry give him an incredulous look]
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : Unless they ask.