Night Court (TV Series)
Bull Gets a Kid (1984)
Philip Bruns: Mr. Hubble
Quotes
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Harry Stone : Hi there, Mr. Hubble. How are you today?
Mr. Hubble : I hate Central Park in autumn. I hate the U.N. Building. I hate bridges.
Harry Stone : It says here you're an employee of the City Tourism Bureau.
Mr. Hubble : I hate New York!
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Dan Fielding : Mr. Hubbell was on his way to a seminar on subway hospitality, when he was mugged outside of city hall.
Mr. Hubble : They took everything. My wallet, my keys, my cash...
Billie Young : And after pleading with several passer-bys for bus fare, Mr. Hubbell attempted to panhandle from a group of Japanese tourists. They turned him down.
Harry Stone : And?
Dan Fielding : He mugged them. Your Honor, the state wishes to submit evidence. We have affidavits from the victims, some shredded yen, and over seventy action-packed photographs of the incident.
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Mr. Hubble : I hate tourists.
Harry Stone : Isn't that a little inconsistent with your job, Mr. Hubble?
Mr. Hubble : I hate my job.
Harry Stone : Got it.
Mr. Hubble : I hate you.
Harry Stone : Well, I saw that coming. That'll be ten days and a five hundred dollar fine.
[bangs gavel]
Mr. Hubble : Have a nice day.