Night Court (TV Series)
Billie's Valentine (1985)
John Larroquette: Dan Fielding
Quotes
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Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon : Here you go, sir. They tried to escape twice.
Mrs. Sheldon : We're feisty.
Judge Harry T. Stone : I can see that. Mr. Prosecutor?
Dan Fielding : Yes, sir. The defendants were arrested for disturbing the peace at a local eatery after they turned over the salad bar and assaulted each other with baby tomatoes, the three bean salad, and lettuce tongs.
Public Defender Billie Young : The Sheltons' children threw them a sixty-fifth anniversary party and things got out of hand.
Mr. Sheldon : I didn't know she was gonna to be there.
Judge Harry T. Stone : Sixty-fifth anniversary?
Mrs. Sheldon : That's lead. If I had a gun, I'd give Mr. Shelton a little present.
Judge Harry T. Stone : Pardon the presumption, but I'm getting the impression that you two lived through sixty-five years of marital...
Mr. Sheldon : Agony.
Judge Harry T. Stone : Thanks. Why?
Mrs. Sheldon : We were waiting for the children to die.
Mr. Sheldon : Aw, not that we wanted them to die, of course.
Judge Harry T. Stone : Of course.
Mrs. Sheldon : It's just that divorce can be so damaging. We were only thinking of the boys.
Judge Harry T. Stone : The boys?
Mr. Sheldon : Little Freddie will be sixty-four in April.
Mrs. Sheldon : And the baby just retired. This would kill him.
Judge Harry T. Stone : I have no reason to doubt that.