NCIS (TV Series)
The Meat Puzzle (2005)
David McCallum: Donald Mallard
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Quotes
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[Ducky has discovered that the identity of butchered bodies are people associated with a trial he was also associated with]
Jimmy Palmer : Are you scared, Dr. Mallard?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Madame Curie, one of the world's most brilliant thinkers, once said, "There is nothing in life to be feared, it is only to be understood." I think it safe to say that Madame Curie never set her eyes on a meat puzzle. Yes I'm scared... scared as hell.
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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Mother, may I present Caitlin? She works with Tony.
[Mrs. Mallard spits at Kate]
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Mother! We talked about this! Caitlin is here to protect us.
Mrs. Victoria Mallard : Show me your knickers!
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Uh... ma'am?
Mrs. Victoria Mallard : Your underwear, missy! One can always tell a woman's intention from her panties.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That's always been my philosophy.
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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Drawn-out digressions is a privilege earned, Mr. Palmer.
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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : [holding up an amputated big toe] My God! I think I know who this is!
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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : [Ducky introduces his corgi] Oh, that's Tyson.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Because he thinks he's a boxer?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : No, because he bites.