- Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [as Gibbs chains her wrists] This is not what I had in mind, Gibbs.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You wanted a reenactment. Reenact.
- Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: I wanted to observe.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I'm observing.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: This is going to be useful, Abby, why?
- Abby Sciuto: Gibbs, I know you know that I need a good windup before I deliver my knockout.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Just hit me with it, Baby.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Only prints in the room were hers?
- Abby Sciuto: Yeah, I'm afraid so. I found traces of cleanser on the furniture.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: He's cautious.
- Abby Sciuto: So am I. When I... chain guys up.
- [DiNozzo and the all-seeing, all-knowing Gibbs talk on phone]
- Anthony DiNozzo: I'll make, um...
- [gestures an order to McGee]
- Anthony DiNozzo: copies of their service photos.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: DiNozzo...
- Anthony DiNozzo: Yeah?
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Make the copies yourself.
- Anthony DiNozzo: Of course.
- Anthony DiNozzo: Question for you, Probie. Redbook? Why?
- Timothy McGee: Redbook was, and still is, the definitive magazine for today's young woman.
- Anthony DiNozzo: Planning a sex change?
- Timothy McGee: No, I, since I've always been interested in women, I figured the best way to know about them... was to, you know, know about them.
- Anthony DiNozzo: McGee, the best way to know about them... is to *know* them.
- [exhaustive helicopter search has failed to find victim]
- Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: What now, Gibbs?
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [sarcastically] Well, I guess we just give up, Agent Todd.
- [last lines]
- Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Beatnik gone?
- Anthony DiNozzo: Yeah.
- Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [snapping fingers] Cool!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Do you know what bongos are?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Yeah.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well a beatnick is playing them in my head.
- Anthony DiNozzo: [checking out closet with red light] Well, it's either a darkroom or a really small bordello.
- NCIS Agent Jane Melankovic: Have you always been a smartass, Agent DiNozzo?
- Anthony DiNozzo: Tony. Probably as long as you've been an overachiever, Jane.
- [investigating a suspicious heat source, the team finds a pot-growing house]
- Anthony DiNozzo: Petty Officer Third Class Darrel Baum.
- Timothy McGee: Works in Avionics.
- Anthony DiNozzo: Claims he was growing them for his own personal use.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: What do you think?
- Anthony DiNozzo: Well, there's over two hundred plants, Boss, gotta think he's spreading the love, and I'm pretty sure Darrel's cutting into his profit margin.