NCIS (TV Series)
The Bone Yard (2004)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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Tony DiNozzo : [checking on McGee after Kate kicks him in the groin during training] Oh, she had three older brothers growing up. I think there's some unresolved issues there
Timothy McGee : *You think*?
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[Gibbs and DiNozzo are boxing in the training ring]
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Not bad, DiNozzo.
DiNozzo : Thanks! You learn how to box in the Marines?
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No. Corps doesn't teach boxing.
DiNozzo : [laughing] That's your loss.
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [after flooring Tony] They teach *fighting*.
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[Kate and Tony go undercover at a paternity clinic posing as a trashy couple]
Caitlin "Kate" Todd : You writin' my name, right?
Tony DiNozzo : What? I just wanna know if it's mine.
[to nurse]
Tony DiNozzo : She kinda sleeps around a lot, if you know what I mean.
Caitlin "Kate" Todd : If I did, it's cuz he ain't any good in bed.
Tony DiNozzo : Least I didn't sleep with my cousin.
Caitlin "Kate" Todd : You slept with my sister!
Tony DiNozzo : I thought it was you!
Caitlin "Kate" Todd : She weighs 300 pounds!
Tony DiNozzo : She was wearing your earrings.
Nurse Wells : That's enough! If you two can't be civil, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Caitlin "Kate" Todd : Look, is there anywhere I can wait away from him? Please? I'm beggin' you.
Nurse Wells : There's an empty exam room behind you two doors on the right.
Caitlin "Kate" Todd : Thank you.
[She flings her gum at Tony as she leaves]
Tony DiNozzo : I'm sorry. She slept with my brother. And my best friend. At the same time.
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Caitlin "Kate" Todd : Wow, I thought you were the only one who could piss him off like that.
DiNozzo : You never met his second wife.
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Gunnery Sergeant. John Deluca : [to Tony, after a run-in with Gibbs] Is there some secret to getting on his good side?
DiNozzo : Oh, there's no secret.
Caitlin "Kate" Todd : He doesn't have one.
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Agent Timothy McGee : [observing Kate stretch out] Wow, she's pretty flexible.
DiNozzo : Just don't let her catch you looking at her, Probie
Agent Timothy McGee : [Kate smiles at McGee] Think she saw me. She gave me that look.
DiNozzo : What look?
Agent Timothy McGee : Look she's always giving you.
DiNozzo : [Tony looks at Kate] Yep, she saw you. Hope you wore a cup.
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Tony DiNozzo : Eeesh! Shot, throat slit, frozen, and burned? Jimmy Naps definitely didn't like this dude.