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Quotes
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [teasing] You set this up, didn't you?
Officer Ziva David : I would never... Okay, maybe I would, but... I didn't.
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Officer Ziva David : Oh, oh! What about your ex-girlfriend, *Monica*?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, I always break up with them, when I find out they're married, *Ziva*.
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Officer Ziva David : We have a warrant.
George Petri : For what? I didn't do anything wrong.
Officer Ziva David : Oh no? I can think of two things. Framing an NCIS agent for murder and really, really, really pissing him off.
[indicating Gibbs]
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Officer Ziva David : [to Petri] If you're gonna talk to me, please get a breath mint. Please!
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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : [as they start to cross a stream] Here, let me give you a hand...
Officer Ziva David : No, no, no, no. It's lovely that chivalry is not dead, Doctor, but in the Army I swam three miles across the Red Sea after scaling rough cliffs without safety lines.
[cups Ducky's cheeks and taps him on the nose]
Officer Ziva David : I believe I can manage.
[She takes one step, slips with a yell and falls backwards, toppling herself, Ducky and their equipment into the stream with a great splash]
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : How refreshing: an independent woman!
[They both laugh heartily]
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Officer Ziva David : [reading from a heavy reference book] For a Caucasian female, a factor of 2.90 is multiplied by the tibia length...
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [typing] Okay, autopsy report says tibia is 38.34 centimeters.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What are you doing?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : We are calculating our Jane Doe's probable height and weight.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Why didn't you ask me?
Officer Ziva David : [rolls her eyes] Tony, these are complex equations we're dealing with.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Whatever, she was, what... five-eight? So she's like 125, 126 pounds.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Okay, 111.186 for adipose. Density of musculature?
Officer Ziva David : Add 61.53.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : 172.72 centimeters for height...
Officer Ziva David : Ducky estimates 57.0 kilograms in weight.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Converting to imperial... and we're done.
[They look at the results]
Officer Ziva David : [in disbelief] She's five-foot-eight.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [in disbelief] One-twenty-five-and-a-half pounds.
[They both look at Tony, who shrugs modestly]