- Lt. Cmdr. Allan Witten: I have a degree in Clinical Psychology. Do you have *any* expertise in the area, Agent Gibbs?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: No. No I do not... just a BS meter.
- [last lines]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [after receiving a doctored photo from Kate] That's low, Kate.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: I learned from the best, Tony... We both delete at the same time.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: On three.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo, Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: One, two, three.
- [they both hit a button on their computers. Gibbs receives two emails. Tony and Kate realize what they did. They hurriedly start to leave]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: See you tomorrow, Boss.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Have a good one, Gibbs.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: What are you doing here Tobias?
- FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: Can't an old friend just stop by?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Well you are old, I'll give you that.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [taunting Kate about her spring break photo] Kate, when they pour cold water over your chest, doesn't that sort of make you
- [shudders, to pantomime shivering]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Hey, DiNozzo! You do that again, I will put my boot so far up your ass.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [Gibbs and Fornell are about to interrogate a suspect] So what's the plan, good cop/bad cop?
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: More like bad cop/scary cop, McGee.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Which one's which?
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [chuckles] I think you'll have to ask their ex-wives that one.
- FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: Now why don't I believe that?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Mostly because I'm a bastard.
- Abby Sciuto: Correct as always my silver hair fox. I mean Gibbs, Sir, Boss
- [slight smile from Gibbs towards Abby]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Kate, I'd check your email before you go, it's kind of important.
- [Kate does - and is horrified to see an old photo of herself, winning a wet t-shirt contest!]
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Where did you get this?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Wet T-shirt Wall Of Fame, Spring Break '94. Saw it when I was in Panama City last month.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Oh, my God...
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Yeah, I *was* going to keep it to myself, but then you decided to to tell everyone my pledge name!
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: You wouldn't dare!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Fornell is using Gibbs's computer when Gibbs walk in] Comfortable?
- FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: Not really, there's no lumbar support. You should get a password to protect your computer.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: That's what this is for.
- [shows his gun]
- [for the umpteenth time, Tony shows Kate the raunchy picture of her on his PDA]
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [pasting a smile on her face] You're wasting your time. It doesn't bother me anymore, Tony.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Probie, you wanna see something hot?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [walks over] Sure!
- [Kate seizes Tony's hand in a death grip, covering the PDA screen]
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: What's-it-gonna-cost-me?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I don't know. You still have that Catholic schoolgirl uniform?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Is her friend Catherine Reynolds on those tapes, Probie?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Yes. yes, Catherine Reynolds, she is the one who talks about sex, a lot. It's kind of graphic.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oo, okay, I'm gonna need to listen to those.
- Abby Sciuto: I cut myself all the time on burrs and edges.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You should try building a boat with hand tools after a couple of shots of Jack.