- Maxwell Sheffield: I'm going to ask Fran to sign a pre-nuptial agreement.
- Niles: Why don't you just walk around downtown Iraq dressed as Uncle Sam?! It'll be quicker.
- Maxwell Sheffield: [upon seeing Fran dressed in a nun's habit] You will just buy anything at a sale, won't you?!
- Fran Fine: B, what are you doing back? I thought you were going to go roller blading in the park?
- Brighton Sheffield: Oh, I came back. I forgot a vital piece of equipment.
- Fran Fine: What?
- Brighton Sheffield: Something that protects a vital piece of equipment.
- Maxwell Sheffield: [to Brighton about his head injury] You'll have a headache for a few days. It'll give you a glimpse into the world of marriage.