- Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: They're fumigating my apartment.
- Niles: They've tried that before. You always come back.
- Fran Fine: [to Maxwell] Well I just thank God that I was making tea while opening the mail when this envelope addressed to you accidentally steamed open.
- Fran Fine: [sees a cat outside] Oh look Mr. Sheffield you got a cat out on your terrace.
- Maxwell Sheffield: He's probably hungry. I uh, I feed him something this time every day.
- [takes a small plate of food outside for the cat]
- Fran Fine: Mr. Sheffield I thought you said you hated cats.
- Maxwell Sheffield: No I hate Andrew Lloyd Webber's 'Cats'.
- Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: [walks into Maxwell's office with her dog] Maxwell, I am sorry I'm late. I had to pack a bag, they're fumigating my apartment.
- Niles: They've tried that before, you always come back.
- Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: [ignoring Niles] Anyway, it's very difficult to find a hotel that will accept dogs.
- Niles: Did you promise you wouldn't hump the bellboy's leg?