- Maxwell Sheffield: [about Fran and her pregnancy] Ever since she entered her third trimester, her mood swings have been lethal.
- Niles: Oh, I know. It's worse than when Sylvia gave up chocolate. That was the most unbearable hour of my life.
- Fran Drescher: Are you two here on vacation?
- Niles: [pointing to Fran] Oh no, we're here spying on her husband who's having an affair with my girlfriend.
- Fran Drescher: [about her television show] Oh, we did that very same story this season.
- Fran Sheffield: Really?! I didn't see that. When was it on?
- Fran Drescher: Now! Don't forget to watch the series finale next week.
- Fran Sheffield: Oh, I wouldn't miss it for the world, unless of course that's the night I'm having my twins.
- [Libby the psychic is giving Yetta a reading]
- Yetta Rosenberg: So tell me, where do you see me twenty years from now?
- Libby: [slightly confused, as she starts the reading] I see you with a man in New York, and this young guy in Paris, and a jazz saxophonist in Chicago.
- Yetta Rosenberg: [excited] That sounds good.
- Libby: [suddenly looking up in surprise] Are you an organ donor?
- C.C. Babcock: Nanny Fine, you have nothing to worry about. I found my man and I am completely, and totally...
- C.C. Babcock: [leans forward and speaks slyly] and multiply satisfied.
- Fran Sheffield: [shocked and fascinated] Reeaally?
- C.C. Babcock: That is the joy of being with a man who lives to serve others, baby!
- [both start laughing hysterically]