The Nanny (TV Series)

Pishke Business (1994)

Charles Shaughnessy: Maxwell Sheffield

Quotes 

• Charles Haste : Where do you open?

  Fran Fine : Ooh! I know that one... it's uh...

  Niles : Would you like some cream cheese, Miss Babcock?

  Fran Fine : We open in Kraft!

  Maxwell Sheffield : We open in Philly, Miss Fine... uh Miss Babcock, fine, Miss Babcock.

• C.C. Babcock : [unhappy that Mr. Sheffield has agreed to let Fran pose as C.C. to win over an investor, and doesn't believe it will work]  Maxwell, nanny Fine can't possibly pass for me. She isn't in my class.

  [Fran looks at herself in a compact mirror to see if she has anything stuck on her teeth] 

  C.C. Babcock : She doesn't have my breeding.

  Niles : [referring to Fran]  Well then perhaps she won't lick herself in front of company.

  C.C. Babcock : [shocked at Niles' insult]  Maxwell are you gonna let him talk to me like that?

  Maxwell Sheffield : [firmly]  Yes! You attacked our investor that's bad C.C., very bad!

  C.C. Babcock : Maxwell...

  Maxwell Sheffield : Sit!

  [C.C. sits on the edge of the desk] 

  Fran Fine : [to Niles]  Is he gonna hit her with a rolled-up newspaper?

  [Niles chuckles]