- [Niles hands C.C. a glass of tomato juice]
- Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: Just plain tomato juice? Don't you have anything hard?
- Niles: Not for you.
- Margaret 'Maggie' Sheffield: But Chloe said...
- Fran Fine: I know what Chloe said, but we'll cross that bitch when we get to it.
- Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: [sitting in kitchen, picks up a magazine with Chloe on the front cover] Look what the years have done to that Chloe.
- [Fran takes it from her]
- Fran Fine: [looks at the cover then puts magazine down] Absolutely nothing.
- Fran Fine, Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: [in unison] I hate her!
- Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: [puts her hands on the sides of her face, pushing upward, indicating cosmetic surgery] Do you think she's had...
- Fran Fine: [mistakenly thinks C.C. is referring to who Chloe slept with] Asians? I don't know. She's had everybody else.
- Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: No, surgery.
- Fran Fine: Oh honey please, they did less work on Mount Rushmore.
- [they laugh]
- Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: [enters kitchen] I haven't seen Maxwell in three days. I don't know why I bother coming over anymore.
- [looks at Niles, awaiting an insult from him]
- Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: Aren't you going to say anything obnoxious?
- Niles: I wouldn't kick a dog when she's down.