The Nanny (TV Series)

Kindervelt Days (1995)

Renée Taylor: Sylvia Fine

Quotes 

• Brighton Sheffield : Yow, this is scary. Look, it's a naked picture of that guy from "Evening Shade."

  Maggie Sheffield : Oh, gross!

  Fran Fine : Oh, my Burt Reynolds' "Cosmo" centerfold!

  Sylvia Fine : [Taking the poster from Fran]  Darling, that's mine.

  Fran Fine : [Taking it back]  No, Ma, you laminated yours!

  Sylvia Fine : [Both pulling the poster]  No, I didn't!

  Fran Fine : Yes, you did!

  [the poster rips in two, Fran apparently ending with the lower half] 

  Fran Fine : Oh, well, I guess that's more than Loni got.

• Fran Fine : [Entering her parents' storage room]  Oh, wow, look at all these memories... Ma could never throw anything of mine away.

  Sylvia Fine : Darling, get all your crap out of here. I'm converting the storage room into a den for your father.

  Fran Fine : Ma, this is a den by you? Why don't you just strap him to the wall and slap an iron mask on his face?

  Sylvia Fine : You kids, we're not into that.