The Nanny (TV Series)

Kindervelt Days (1995)

Charles Shaughnessy: Maxwell Sheffield

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Quotes 

• Maxwell Sheffield : [Fran is all smiles and sits on the desk where Max's notes are]  You're sitting on John Malkovich.

  Fran Fine : I don't hear him complaining.

  [still smiling] 

• Fran Fine : My camp is having a big reunion this weekend. What are you doing Friday night?

  Maxwell Sheffield : [Pretending to check his datebook]  Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday. Oh, meeting of the Tony committee, what a shame! Blast, if it was any other night...

  Fran Fine : Oh, lucky you, it's really Saturday!

  Niles : A blind man in New Jersey saw that one coming, sir.

  Maxwell Sheffield : Miss Fine, I hate reunions. I didn't even go to my own at Eaton.

  Niles : Oh, yes, you did, sir. Don't you remember? You were sulking in the corner because everyone was kissing Jeremy Irons' ass

  [seeing Mr. Sheffield nasty look] 

  Niles : perin, Q-Tips, and Chapstick. Well, I'm off to the drug store.