The Nanny (TV Series)

Kindervelt Days (1995)

Benjamin Salisbury: Brighton Sheffield

Quotes 

• Fran Fine : Oh, my old school books. "Looking for Mr. Goodbar," "Valley of the Dolls..." "Intro to Chemistry"? How'd that get in there?

  Brighton Sheffield : What exactly are a person's loins and how do you get them to quiver?

  Fran Fine : Give me that. You know what? Stick this in my closet.

  [Pausing to think] 

  Fran Fine : Better yet, put it under my bed.

• Brighton Sheffield : Yow, this is scary. Look, it's a naked picture of that guy from "Evening Shade."

  Maggie Sheffield : Oh, gross!

  Fran Fine : Oh, my Burt Reynolds' "Cosmo" centerfold!

  Sylvia Fine : [Taking the poster from Fran]  Darling, that's mine.

  Fran Fine : [Taking it back]  No, Ma, you laminated yours!

  Sylvia Fine : [Both pulling the poster]  No, I didn't!

  Fran Fine : Yes, you did!

  [the poster rips in two, Fran apparently ending with the lower half] 

  Fran Fine : Oh, well, I guess that's more than Loni got.