The Nanny (TV Series)

Kindervelt Days (1995)

Fran Drescher: Fran Fine

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Quotes 

• Maxwell Sheffield : [Fran is all smiles and sits on the desk where Max's notes are]  You're sitting on John Malkovich.

  Fran Fine : I don't hear him complaining.

  [still smiling] 

• Fran Fine : Oh, my old school books. "Looking for Mr. Goodbar," "Valley of the Dolls..." "Intro to Chemistry"? How'd that get in there?

  Brighton Sheffield : What exactly are a person's loins and how do you get them to quiver?

  Fran Fine : Give me that. You know what? Stick this in my closet.

  [Pausing to think] 

  Fran Fine : Better yet, put it under my bed.

• Fran Fine : My camp is having a big reunion this weekend. What are you doing Friday night?

  Maxwell Sheffield : [Pretending to check his datebook]  Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday. Oh, meeting of the Tony committee, what a shame! Blast, if it was any other night...

  Fran Fine : Oh, lucky you, it's really Saturday!

  Niles : A blind man in New Jersey saw that one coming, sir.

  Maxwell Sheffield : Miss Fine, I hate reunions. I didn't even go to my own at Eaton.

  Niles : Oh, yes, you did, sir. Don't you remember? You were sulking in the corner because everyone was kissing Jeremy Irons' ass

  [seeing Mr. Sheffield nasty look] 

  Niles : perin, Q-Tips, and Chapstick. Well, I'm off to the drug store.

• Fran Fine : Oh, look, my old stewardess costume. For Halloween, I went as Karen Black from Airport '75.

  [Crossing her eyes in an impersonation of Karen Black] 

  Fran Fine : "Oh, my God, the pilot's been sucked out!"

• Brighton Sheffield : Yow, this is scary. Look, it's a naked picture of that guy from "Evening Shade."

  Maggie Sheffield : Oh, gross!

  Fran Fine : Oh, my Burt Reynolds' "Cosmo" centerfold!

  Sylvia Fine : [Taking the poster from Fran]  Darling, that's mine.

  Fran Fine : [Taking it back]  No, Ma, you laminated yours!

  Sylvia Fine : [Both pulling the poster]  No, I didn't!

  Fran Fine : Yes, you did!

  [the poster rips in two, Fran apparently ending with the lower half] 

  Fran Fine : Oh, well, I guess that's more than Loni got.

• Fran Fine : [Entering her parents' storage room]  Oh, wow, look at all these memories... Ma could never throw anything of mine away.

  Sylvia Fine : Darling, get all your crap out of here. I'm converting the storage room into a den for your father.

  Fran Fine : Ma, this is a den by you? Why don't you just strap him to the wall and slap an iron mask on his face?

  Sylvia Fine : You kids, we're not into that.