The Nanny (TV Series)

First Date (1997)

Daniel Davis: Niles

Quotes 

• Maxwell Sheffield : Oh, there you are, Niles. Do you think C.C.'s upset that I'm taking Fran to the premiere instead of her?

  Niles : No. Why would she be upset?

  Maxwell Sheffield : I'd hate for her to think I didn't like her.

  Niles : Now where would she ever get that idea?

  Maxwell Sheffield : Oh, I don't know. Maybe from some BIG, FAT BUTLER SCREAMING IT INTO HER FACE!

  Maxwell Sheffield : [Niles clutches his chest and pops a tablet]  Oh, stop it. I know those are bloody tic tacs!

• C.C. Babcock : I just don't understand why Maxwell would ask Nanny Fine on a date! I should be going to Elton John's dinner, not her. I am the one with sophistication! I am the one with savvy! Why would he pick her over me?

  Niles : HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU!

  C.C. Babcock : WHY? What am I doing wrong?

  Niles : Well, for one thing, you've known him for 25 years or half your life and you don't even know the names of his children!