Randy : [Earl and Randy are tied up in their hotel room] Hey! Maybe if you call Karma it'll come and save us. Call it!
Earl : Randy, it doesn' work like that. It's Karma, not Lassie.
Earl : Randy was not stuck in a chimney, which is good, because it means he learned his lesson from the last two times.
[to an Indian storekeeper]
Ralph : Nothing for me Tonto.
Earl : Sorry about that. He's been in prison, he doesn't know you're supposed to say Native American.
Earl : I had a classroom full of non-Americans eager to not understand a word I said.
Earl : Clean your Randy for you, mum?
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