My Family (TV Series)

They Shoot Harpers, Don't They? (2003)

Keiron Self: Roger Bailey

Quotes 

• Roger : Hello, teaching yourself to dance?

  Ben : No, I've just had a bad prawn.

• [first lines] 

  Roger : I need to ask your advice about something.

  Susan : About your clothes?

  Roger : No.

  Susan : Oh. Never mind.

  Roger : It, it's about Abi.

  Susan : Ah, why don't you just ask her out?

  Roger : I'm going to. I'm thinking of taking Abi to modern latin dance classes.

  Susan : I don't think Abi dances, dear. Can hardly believe she walks.