My Family (TV Series)

Fitting Punishment (2003)

Gabriel Thomson: Michael Harper

Quotes 

• Ben : Ah, Mikey! Mikey, Mikey, Mikey, Mikey!

  Michael Harper : My name's Michael.

  Ben : OK, I know! Big lad now - you don't want me to call you Mikey anymore?

  Michael Harper : I don't want you to talk to me at all.

• Michael Harper : I need to borrow the washing line tonight.

  Susan : Certainly, dear. What for?

  Michael Harper : Tying people up.

  Susan : You know, I really think the cadet force is making a man of him.

  Ben : Yeah. Unfortunately, that man is Benito Mussolini.

• Susan : Michael's learning new skills.

  Michael Harper : Yep. I've got the training. I've got the equipment. All I need now is the collapse of Western civilisation.

  Ben : Oh, kids today! They want everything now!