- Murphy Brown: We were having sex, and your wife-to-be is across town buying a wedding dress? How many commandments do you think we broke up there in those seven minutes? Well, why stop there? Why not just worship a golden calf?
- Murphy Brown: [incredulous] You sleep with me, and ask me to be your best man?
- Jerry Gold: Well, if you sleep with the flower girl, you go to jail.
- Jim Dial: Don't be surprised, when you get back to Germany, if the wall is back up, and higher - and electrified.
- Kay Carter-Shepley: One last chance: Do you want to tell me the truth, or do you just want me to know it?