- Miles Silverberg: Life is amazing, isn't it? The day starts out badly - then, from out of the blue, you hear the word "hookers". And suddenly, nothing is the same.
- Rita: Hi there. I don't think I know you or do I?
- Murphy Brown: The soup is cold.
- Rita: The pot is hot
- Murphy Brown: Murphy
- Rita: Rita
- Corky Sherwood: Mary Mary Alice Williams
- Rita: Nice outfits. I see Frank lend you his Frederick's of Hollywood catalog.
- Corky Sherwood: Oh this is a nightmare we're the tackiest women here
- Rita: Oh don't worry about it once these out of town guys get off the leash they'll go after anything
- Murphy Brown: Ah thanks a lot I feel much better.