- Murphy Brown: You don't belong in therapy. You belong in a rubber room, with some non-toxic paste and a pogo stick!
- Frank Fontana: Why are we talking about you? We're supposed to be talking about me!
- Murphy Brown: I can't help it, Frank; I find myself more interesting than everyone else.
- Murphy Brown: I could do it, you know.
- Frank Fontana: Do what?
- Murphy Brown: Be a therapist.
- Frank Fontana: [laughs] Yeah...
- Murphy Brown: Sure. All you have to do is act like you actually care, and then ask the lunatic - in this case, you - "and how does that make you feel?"