The Muppet Show (TV Series)
Joan Baez (1980)
Frank Oz: Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Rat
Quotes
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[Rizzo wants to be on the "Pigs In Space" sketch]
Link Hogthrob : Listen, rat, you could never be in the crew of "Pigs In Space".
Rizzo the Rat : Why not?
Link Hogthrob : Well, you're... you're too short.
Miss Piggy : [in Link's ear] Why didn't you just say he wasn't a pig?
Link Hogthrob : Well, I didn't wanna hurt his feelings.
Rizzo the Rat : Okay, wait a minute, you guys. I can do anything that a pig can do.
Link Hogthrob : Oh yeah?
Miss Piggy : Oh?
Rizzo the Rat : Sure, I can say "oink, oink," I can wallow in the mud...
Miss Piggy : What?
Rizzo the Rat : ...I can eat garbage.
Miss Piggy : Hold it, hold it!
Rizzo the Rat : What?
Miss Piggy : You just blew it, shorty!
[Piggy kicks Rizzo away]