The Muppet Show (TV Series)
Loretta Swit (1980)
Loretta Swit: Self - Special Guest Star
Photos
Quotes
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[after Kermit fired Miss Piggy]
Loretta Swit : Kermit, you can't just pick her up and throw her out in the snow.
Kermit the Frog : Not without a forklift, I can't!
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Loretta Swit : Oh, now, Kermit, you know how important Miss Piggy is to this show.
Kermit the Frog : Well...
Loretta Swit : And, Miss Piggy, you know you wouldn't be happy anywhere else.
Miss Piggy : Hmmm...
Loretta Swit : Aw, so come on now, let's sing a nice, warm, lovely together song.
Kermit the Frog : I hate sappy songs like that!
Loretta Swit : Alright then, why don't you two just kiss and make up?
Kermit the Frog : Well, let's sing the sappy song!
Miss Piggy : You don't make it easy, Frog!
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Loretta Swit : Who's going to replace someone with Talent, Section, and Verb?
Kermit the Frog : [Calmly] Well, in Vet's Hospital, I wonder if you can be in it?
Loretta Swit : [gasps] I'd love to!
Kermit the Frog : Oh, good!
Loretta Swit : Will they fit?
Kermit the Frog : Oh, Yes! Anybody can do that!
Tongue Magazine Photographer : Miss Piggy, do you work here?
Miss Piggy : Hai-Yay!
[Kicks the photographer]
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Loretta Swit : You know, I hope nobody out there believes that I was really trying to take over for Miss Piggy.
Kermit the Frog : Oh, no, no, no.
Loretta Swit : Because you know, when a great actress and a great star has developed a role, it's impossible for another actress to fill her shoes.
Miss Piggy : [Comes out dressed as "Hot Lips" Houlihan] Ha ha ha ha!
[looks down]
Miss Piggy : Funny, the shoes don't fit.