The Muppet Show (TV Series)
Arlo Guthrie (1979)
Frank Oz: Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Baby, Mother
Quotes
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The Newsman : And now, direct from the Chicago Livestock Board, here are the gestation periods.
Baby : [watching the newsman on TV] Gestation...
The Newsman : Yes. Anyhow, gestation periods. Pigs: 113 days; cows: 284 days; horses: 337 days; and elephants: 645 days. Elsewhere on the agricultural news front, the recent bumper crop has been causing problems for farmers. Widespread dumping of produce has resulted from this bumper crop. And now -
[suddenly, a bunch of car bumpers are dumped on him and his desk]
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Fozzie Bear : Anyway, Kermit, my-my poetry's just as good as my comedy.
Kermit the Frog : It's that bad, huh?